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无题
Thursday, July 23, 2009

少年不识愁滋味,爱上层楼。
爱上层楼,为赋新词强说愁。

而今识尽愁滋味,欲说还休。
欲说还休,却道天凉好个秋。


9:00 PM



Back!
Saturday, July 18, 2009

Life is so monotonous in army that I don't feel like blogging at all. Army has really dulled my life. I lost contact with many friends from JC. People like Ginseng, haven't talked to him for half a year. Ming Cher also. Are you guys still alive? Anyway. Just read this joke from a chain mail sent to me, thought it will be interesting to share it.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." She did and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him."

The woman replied, " That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, " That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she became the richest woman in the world!

The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish. She said, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

For female readers, this is the end of the joke for you.

For male readers, please read on. Female readers please stop here.












In the end, the woman's husband got a heart attack 10 times milder than hers.

Moral of the story #2: Woman think they are smart, but no. Just let them think that way.


11:47 PM



NUS Med Essay Test
Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Today, I went for my NUS medicine essay test. The essay question is on a book I have read that is related to life as a medical professional, and how my views on it have changed after reading it. The last book I read was Animal Farm in Secondary Two Literature class. FML


9:34 PM



unsafe
Thursday, April 02, 2009

Today, my officer released the list of name of the people who passed the first round of security clearance. 13 people including me were out. Most of the people who were out have parents who were Malaysians that migrated to Singapore and gained citizenship. I am a Hongkie. FML


7:25 PM



army socks
Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Today, I just came back from work from Paya Lebar Air Base. As we are supposed to wear Smart 4 for the whole day, the tight green socks left marks on my legs. It took two hours to totally disappear. FML


8:06 PM



fmylife.com
Friday, March 27, 2009

Been reading the news recently, and saw this website on a Top 50 websites list by The Straits Time.

http://www.fmylife.com - F*** my life

Basically it's a website where people rant about screwed up things in their lives. Some are plain funny, while some are pretty lame. This one takes the cake.

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"
--#153070 (396) - 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm by jgondi1


8:42 PM



Tekong Medical Centre
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Tekong Medical Centre has some really weird medics and MOs. Future medics/medicine students, please don't be like them.

Case #1
Friend of mine reported sick.
Medic: What happened to you?
Friend: Erm my injury from operation last time very pain now from the exercises we did.
Medic: You are PES C?
Friend: Yea
Medic: PES C still so enthu for what? Who are you trying to prove?
...

Case #2
Friend of mine reported sick.
Medic: What happened to you?
Friend: My lungs very pain.
Medic: Lungs ah? I think it's you chest.
Friend: I think it's my lungs, because I felt pain when I breathed in.
Medic: Are you MO or not? So you declare yourself MO now? What JC are you in?
Friend: I from Poly...
Medic: Poly ah? Got take Bio?
Friend: Yes I did.
Medic: Never mind, I just write your chest pain.
Friend: (fk, your body or my body?)
...

Case #3
Heard from complaints in CO talk. This guy reported sick for some allergic reaction.
Medic: What happened to you?
Guy: I have some allergic reaction suddenly...
Medic: Allergic to what?
Guy: I dunno...
Medic: You don't even know your body allergic to what, then you report for what? Wtf. !@&($*(^!
...

Case #4
Friend of mine reported sick
MO: What happened to you?
Friend: When I coughed, I coughed out blood. My sore throat hasn't recovered...
MO: Good that means you are on the way to recovery.
...

Guys relax next time if you cough out blood, it's merely signs of your body recovering.


9:50 AM